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April 1st Update
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This April 1st, we have a special major update to the direction of Agony Online. We have removed all content which has been deemed offensive to our corporate masters, and have rebranded as Harmony Online!

There are over 98 gender pronouns to choose from in the character creation menu, each class now has action-packed virtue signaling abilities. We have reallocated our donation assets to hire therapists for emotional support for our players. We scrapped our game Engine, and upgraded to UwU-Engine.exe. The 10,000 player battle royale mode will no longer promote senseless killing as it will now be a hug-fest with kisses for everyone. Finally, we replaced Health Potions with Puberty Blockers!
Yaaaay!

   


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